salmon swimming in a river

pluto245:

im normie adjacent

prettypurpleprose:

the year is 2039 im in the middle of a 14 hour shift driving a cyber hands free semi-truck that needs a human monitor to keep it from blowing through red lights indiscriminately. since the water is undrinkable we’re back to drinking beer instead im drunk and the AI hologram personified as a non threatening woman with a computer voice in the passenger seat keeps trying to seduce me because fucking the hologram is a fireable offense and the company is trying to downsize

(via hellsite-yano)

grrl-operator:

GRRL ON NTS 092

(via grrlmusic)

bleusunday:

(via forgottenbones)

“If you follow irony into its own ouroboros, you will discover the antidote”